A trip to the local sewage treatment plant is your top priority when you visit a foreign country.

You have a complete disregard for what others call "bad" weather.

You constantly dream about your nemesis birds.

When driving, you look at birds – not the road.

You have been seen looking out of restaurant windows with your binoculars.

You identify bird calls during movies, and criticize the makers when a bird's in the wrong habitat (or wrong part of the world).
-All your friends know you're like this and won't watch movies with you.

Your college selection criteria revolve around birding locations.

You ID flight calls out the window when you're half-asleep in bed.

— Contributed by Hope Batcheller (inspired by Birding Humor website;
         some of these are taken from that site)